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| A street. |
| [Enter ROMEO, MERCUTIO, BENVOLIO, with five or six | ||
| Maskers, Torch-bearers, and others] |
| ROMEO | What, shall this speech be spoke for our excuse? | ||
| Or shall we on without a apology? |
| BENVOLIO | The date is out of such prolixity: | ||
| We'll have no Cupid hoodwink'd with a scarf, | |||
| Bearing a Tartar's painted bow of lath, | 5 | ||
| Scaring the ladies like a crow-keeper; | |||
| Nor no without-book prologue, faintly spoke | |||
| After the prompter, for our entrance: | |||
| But let them measure us by what they will; | |||
| We'll measure them a measure, and be gone. | 10 |
| ROMEO | Give me a torch: I am not for this ambling; | ||
| Being but heavy, I will bear the light. |
| MERCUTIO | Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance. |
| ROMEO | Not I, believe me: you have dancing shoes | ||
| With nimble soles: I have a soul of lead | 15 | ||
| So stakes me to the ground I cannot move. |
| MERCUTIO | You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings, | ||
| And soar with them above a common bound. |
| ROMEO | I am too sore enpierced with his shaft | ||
| To soar with his light feathers, and so bound, | 20 | ||
| I cannot bound a pitch above dull woe: | |||
| Under love's heavy burden do I sink. |
| MERCUTIO | And, to sink in it, should you burden love; | ||
| Too great oppression for a tender thing. |
| ROMEO | Is love a tender thing? it is too rough, | 25 | |
| Too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn. |
| MERCUTIO | If love be rough with you, be rough with love; | ||
| Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. | |||
| Give me a case to put my visage in: | |||
| A visor for a visor! what care I | 30 | ||
| What curious eye doth quote deformities? | |||
| Here are the beetle brows shall blush for me. |
| BENVOLIO | Come, knock and enter; and no sooner in, | ||
| But every man betake him to his legs. |
| ROMEO | A torch for me: let wantons light of heart | 35 | |
| Tickle the senseless rushes with their heels, | |||
| For I am proverb'd with a grandsire phrase; | |||
| I'll be a candle-holder, and look on. | |||
| The game was ne'er so fair, and I am done. |
| MERCUTIO | Tut, dun's the mouse, the constable's own word: | 40 | |
| If thou art dun, we'll draw thee from the mire | |||
| Of this sir-reverence love, wherein thou stick'st | |||
| Up to the ears. Come, we burn daylight, ho! |
| ROMEO | Nay, that's not so. |
| MERCUTIO | I mean, sir, in delay | 45 | |
| We waste our lights in vain, like lamps by day. | |||
| Take our good meaning, for our judgment sits | |||
| Five times in that ere once in our five wits. |
| ROMEO | And we mean well in going to this mask; | ||
| But 'tis no wit to go. | 50 |
| MERCUTIO | Why, may one ask? |
| ROMEO | I dream'd a dream to-night. |
| MERCUTIO | And so did I. |
| ROMEO | Well, what was yours? |
| MERCUTIO | That dreamers often lie. | 55 |
| ROMEO | In bed asleep, while they do dream things true. |
| MERCUTIO | O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you. | ||
| She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes | |||
| In shape no bigger than an agate-stone | |||
| On the fore-finger of an alderman, | 60 | ||
| Drawn with a team of little atomies | |||
| Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep; | |||
| Her wagon-spokes made of long spiders' legs, | |||
| The cover of the wings of grasshoppers, | |||
| The traces of the smallest spider's web, | 65 | ||
| The collars of the moonshine's watery beams, | |||
| Her whip of cricket's bone, the lash of film, | |||
| Her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat, | |||
| Not so big as a round little worm | |||
| Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid; | 70 | ||
| Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut | |||
| Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub, | |||
| Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers. | |||
| And in this state she gallops night by night | |||
| Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love; | 75 | ||
| O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on court'sies straight, | |||
| O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees, | |||
| O'er ladies ' lips, who straight on kisses dream, | |||
| Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues, | |||
| Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are: | 80 | ||
| Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose, | |||
| And then dreams he of smelling out a suit; | |||
| And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail | |||
| Tickling a parson's nose as a' lies asleep, | |||
| Then dreams, he of another benefice: | 85 | ||
| Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, | |||
| And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats, | |||
| Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades, | |||
| Of healths five-fathom deep; and then anon | |||
| Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes, | 90 | ||
| And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two | |||
| And sleeps again. This is that very Mab | |||
| That plats the manes of horses in the night, | |||
| And bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs, | |||
| Which once untangled, much misfortune bodes: | 95 | ||
| This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, | |||
| That presses them and learns them first to bear, | |||
| Making them women of good carriage: | |||
| This is she-- |
| ROMEO | Peace, peace, Mercutio, peace! | ||
| Thou talk'st of nothing. | 100 |
| MERCUTIO | True, I talk of dreams, | ||
| Which are the children of an idle brain, | |||
| Begot of nothing but vain fantasy, | |||
| Which is as thin of substance as the air | |||
| And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes | 105 | ||
| Even now the frozen bosom of the north, | |||
| And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence, | |||
| Turning his face to the dew-dropping south. |
| BENVOLIO | This wind, you talk of, blows us from ourselves; | ||
| Supper is done, and we shall come too late. | 110 |
| ROMEO | I fear, too early: for my mind misgives | ||
| Some consequence yet hanging in the stars | |||
| Shall bitterly begin his fearful date | |||
| With this night's revels and expire the term | |||
| Of a despised life closed in my breast | 115 | ||
| By some vile forfeit of untimely death. | |||
| But He, that hath the steerage of my course, | |||
| Direct my sail! On, lusty gentlemen. |
| BENVOLIO | Strike, drum. | ||
| [Exeunt] |
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