| THESEUS | |
More strange than true: I never may believe | |
| | These antique fables, nor these fairy toys. | |
| | Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, | 5 |
| | Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend | |
| | More than cool reason ever comprehends. | |
| | The lunatic, the lover and the poet | |
| | Are of imagination all compact: | |
| | One sees more devils than vast hell can hold, | 10 |
| | That is, the madman: the lover, all as frantic, | |
| | Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt: | |
| | The poet's eye, in fine frenzy rolling, | |
| | Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven; | |
| | And as imagination bodies forth | 15 |
| | The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen | |
| | Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing | |
| | A local habitation and a name. | |
| | Such tricks hath strong imagination, | |
| | That if it would but apprehend some joy, | 20 |
| | It comprehends some bringer of that joy; | |
| | Or in the night, imagining some fear, | |
| | How easy is a bush supposed a bear! | |
| THESEUS | |
[Reads] 'The battle with the Centaurs, to be sung | |
| | By an Athenian eunuch to the harp.' | |
| | We'll none of that: that have I told my love, | |
| | In glory of my kinsman Hercules. | |
| | [Reads] |
| | 'The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals, | 50 |
| | Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage.' | |
| | That is an old device; and it was play'd | |
| | When I from Thebes came last a conqueror. | |
| | [Reads] |
| | 'The thrice three Muses mourning for the death | |
| | Of Learning, late deceased in beggary.' | 55 |
| | That is some satire, keen and critical, | |
| | Not sorting with a nuptial ceremony. | |
| | [Reads] |
| | 'A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus | |
| | And his love Thisbe; very tragical mirth.' | |
| | Merry and tragical! tedious and brief! | 60 |
| | That is, hot ice and wondrous strange snow. | |
| | How shall we find the concord of this discord? | |
| PHILOSTRATE | |
A play there is, my lord, some ten words long, | |
| | Which is as brief as I have known a play; | |
| | But by ten words, my lord, it is too long, | 65 |
| | Which makes it tedious; for in all the play | |
| | There is not one word apt, one player fitted: | |
| | And tragical, my noble lord, it is; | |
| | For Pyramus therein doth kill himself. | |
| | Which, when I saw rehearsed, I must confess, | 70 |
| | Made mine eyes water; but more merry tears | |
| | The passion of loud laughter never shed. | |
| THESEUS | |
The kinder we, to give them thanks for nothing. | |
| | Our sport shall be to take what they mistake: | |
| | And what poor duty cannot do, noble respect | |
| | Takes it in might, not merit. | 95 |
| | Where I have come, great clerks have purposed | |
| | To greet me with premeditated welcomes; | |
| | Where I have seen them shiver and look pale, | |
| | Make periods in the midst of sentences, | |
| | Throttle their practised accent in their fears | 100 |
| | And in conclusion dumbly have broke off, | |
| | Not paying me a welcome. Trust me, sweet, | |
| | Out of this silence yet I pick'd a welcome; | |
| | And in the modesty of fearful duty | |
| | I read as much as from the rattling tongue | 105 |
| | Of saucy and audacious eloquence. | |
| | Love, therefore, and tongue-tied simplicity | |
| | In least speak most, to my capacity. | |
| | [Re-enter PHILOSTRATE] |
| Prologue | |
If we offend, it is with our good will. | |
| | That you should think, we come not to offend, | |
| | But with good will. To show our simple skill, | |
| | That is the true beginning of our end. | |
| | Consider then we come but in despite. | 115 |
| | We do not come as minding to contest you, | |
| | Our true intent is. All for your delight | |
| | We are not here. That you should here repent you, | |
| | The actors are at hand and by their show | |
| | You shall know all that you are like to know. | 120 |
| Prologue | |
Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show; | |
| | But wonder on, till truth make all things plain. | 130 |
| | This man is Pyramus, if you would know; | |
| | This beauteous lady Thisby is certain. | |
| | This man, with lime and rough-cast, doth present | |
| | Wall, that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder; | |
| | And through Wall's chink, poor souls, they are content | 135 |
| | To whisper. At the which let no man wonder. | |
| | This man, with lanthorn, dog, and bush of thorn, | |
| | Presenteth Moonshine; for, if you will know, | |
| | By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn | |
| | To meet at Ninus' tomb, there, there to woo. | 140 |
| | This grisly beast, which Lion hight by name, | |
| | The trusty Thisby, coming first by night, | |
| | Did scare away, or rather did affright; | |
| | And, as she fled, her mantle she did fall, | |
| | Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain. | 145 |
| | Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, | |
| | And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain: | |
| | Whereat, with blade, with bloody blameful blade, | |
| | He bravely broach'd is boiling bloody breast; | |
| | And Thisby, tarrying in mulberry shade, | 150 |
| | His dagger drew, and died. For all the rest, | |
| | Let Lion, Moonshine, Wall, and lovers twain | |
| | At large discourse, while here they do remain. | |
| | [Exeunt Prologue, Thisbe, Lion, and Moonshine] |
| Wall | |
In this same interlude it doth befall | |
| | That I, one Snout by name, present a wall; | |
| | And such a wall, as I would have you think, | |
| | That had in it a crannied hole or chink, | |
| | Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, | 160 |
| | Did whisper often very secretly. | |
| | This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show | |
| | That I am that same wall; the truth is so: | |
| | And this the cranny is, right and sinister, | |
| | Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper. | 165 |
| Pyramus | |
O grim-look'd night! O night with hue so black! | 170 |
| | O night, which ever art when day is not! | |
| | O night, O night! alack, alack, alack, | |
| | I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot! | |
| | And thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall, | |
| | That stand'st between her father's ground and mine! | 175 |
| | Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall, | |
| | Show me thy chink, to blink through with mine eyne! | |
| | [Wall holds up his fingers] |
| | Thanks, courteous wall: Jove shield thee well for this! | |
| | But what see I? No Thisby do I see. | |
| | O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss! | 180 |
| | Cursed be thy stones for thus deceiving me! | |
| Lion | |
You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear | 215 |
| | The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor, | |
| | May now perchance both quake and tremble here, | |
| | When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar. | |
| | Then know that I, one Snug the joiner, am | |
| | A lion-fell, nor else no lion's dam; | 220 |
| | For, if I should as lion come in strife | |
| | Into this place, 'twere pity on my life. | |
| Pyramus | |
Sweet Moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams; | |
| | I thank thee, Moon, for shining now so bright; | |
| | For, by thy gracious, golden, glittering gleams, | |
| | I trust to take of truest Thisby sight. | 265 |
| | But stay, O spite! | |
| | But mark, poor knight, | |
| | What dreadful dole is here! | |
| | Eyes, do you see? | |
| | How can it be? | 270 |
| | O dainty duck! O dear! | |
| | Thy mantle good, | |
| | What, stain'd with blood! | |
| | Approach, ye Furies fell! | |
| | O Fates, come, come, | 275 |
| | Cut thread and thrum; | |
| | Quail, crush, conclude, and quell! | |
| Pyramus | |
O wherefore, Nature, didst thou lions frame? | |
| | Since lion vile hath here deflower'd my dear: | |
| | Which is--no, no--which was the fairest dame | |
| | That lived, that loved, that liked, that look'd | |
| | with cheer. | 285 |
| | Come, tears, confound; | |
| | Out, sword, and wound | |
| | The pap of Pyramus; | |
| | Ay, that left pap, | |
| | Where heart doth hop: | 290 |
| | [Stabs himself] |
| | Thus die I, thus, thus, thus. | |
| | Now am I dead, | |
| | Now am I fled; | |
| | My soul is in the sky: | |
| | Tongue, lose thy light; | 295 |
| | Moon take thy flight: | |
| | [Exit Moonshine] |
| | Now die, die, die, die, die. | |
| | [Dies] |
| THESEUS | |
No epilogue, I pray you; for your play needs no | |
| | excuse. Never excuse; for when the players are all | |
| | dead, there needs none to be blamed. Marry, if he | |
| | that writ it had played Pyramus and hanged himself | 345 |
| | in Thisbe's garter, it would have been a fine | |
| | tragedy: and so it is, truly; and very notably | |
| | discharged. But come, your Bergomask: let your | |
| | epilogue alone. | |
| | [A dance] |
| | The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve: | 350 |
| | Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time. | |
| | I fear we shall out-sleep the coming morn | |
| | As much as we this night have overwatch'd. | |
| | This palpable-gross play hath well beguiled | |
| | The heavy gait of night. Sweet friends, to bed. | 355 |
| | A fortnight hold we this solemnity, | |
| | In nightly revels and new jollity. | |
| | [Exeunt] |
| | [Enter PUCK] |
| PUCK | |
Now the hungry lion roars, |
| | And the wolf behowls the moon; | |
| | Whilst the heavy ploughman snores, | |
| | All with weary task fordone. | 360 |
| | Now the wasted brands do glow, | |
| | Whilst the screech-owl, screeching loud, | |
| | Puts the wretch that lies in woe | |
| | In remembrance of a shroud. | |
| | Now it is the time of night | 365 |
| | That the graves all gaping wide, | |
| | Every one lets forth his sprite, | |
| | In the church-way paths to glide: | |
| | And we fairies, that do run | |
| | By the triple Hecate's team, | 370 |
| | From the presence of the sun, | |
| | Following darkness like a dream, | |
| | Now are frolic: not a mouse | |
| | Shall disturb this hallow'd house: | |
| | I am sent with broom before, | 375 |
| | To sweep the dust behind the door. | |
| | [Enter OBERON and TITANIA with their train] |
| OBERON | |
Now, until the break of day, | |
| | Through this house each fairy stray. | |
| | To the best bride-bed will we, | |
| | Which by us shall blessed be; | |
| | And the issue there create | 390 |
| | Ever shall be fortunate. | |
| | So shall all the couples three | |
| | Ever true in loving be; | |
| | And the blots of Nature's hand | |
| | Shall not in their issue stand; | 395 |
| | Never mole, hare lip, nor scar, | |
| | Nor mark prodigious, such as are | |
| | Despised in nativity, | |
| | Shall upon their children be. | |
| | With this field-dew consecrate, | 400 |
| | Every fairy take his gait; | |
| | And each several chamber bless, | |
| | Through this palace, with sweet peace; | |
| | And the owner of it blest | |
| | Ever shall in safety rest. | 405 |
| | Trip away; make no stay; | |
| | Meet me all by break of day. | |
| | [Exeunt OBERON, TITANIA, and train] |
| PUCK | |
If we shadows have offended, | |
| | Think but this, and all is mended, | |
| | That you have but slumber'd here | 410 |
| | While these visions did appear. | |
| | And this weak and idle theme, | |
| | No more yielding but a dream, | |
| | Gentles, do not reprehend: | |
| | if you pardon, we will mend: | 415 |
| | And, as I am an honest Puck, | |
| | If we have unearned luck | |
| | Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, | |
| | We will make amends ere long; | |
| | Else the Puck a liar call; | 420 |
| | So, good night unto you all. | |
| | Give me your hands, if we be friends, | |
| | And Robin shall restore amends. | |
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